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Straight or Gay?
Differences you may have noticed:

    When you're straight...

  1. You get your name in the paper for getting married.


    When you're gay...

  1. You get your name in the paper for
                                committing sodomy.

  1. You get looks of admiration when you hold your partner's hand.

  2. You get a tax break for being married.

  3. You get to keep your kids no matter how bad a parent you are.

  4. You get to stay in the military if you engage in non-consensual sex.

  5. If you get AIDS, you're a "medical anomoly"

  6. You have a life.

  1. You get spat upon and jeered at when you hold your partner's hand.

  2. You can't get married.

  3. You get your kids taken away from you no matter how good a parent you are.

  4. You get kicked out of the military if you engage in consensual sex.

  5. If you get AIDS, you obviously "deserve" it.

  6. You have a "lifestyle."

  1. Standing up for your rights makes you a participatory citizen.

  2. Your parents worry that you will marry a woman outside your race or religion.

  1. Standing up for your rights makes you a "militant homosexual."

  2. Your parents wish you would marry anyone or anything of the other sex..

  1. You are praised for being caring, sensitive, and considerate of others.

  2. The Red Cross solicits your blood donations.

  3. Half your day at the office is spent talking about your wife and kids.

  1. Being caring, sensitive, and considerate of others makes you "femme".

  2. The Red Cross throws out any blood contaminated with yours.

  3. Half your day at the office is spent talking about someone else's wife and kids.

  1. The guy in leather drag is a rough & tough biker gang member.

  2. If beaten or mugged, you are a victim.

  1. The rough & tough biker gang member is a guy in leather drag.

  2. If beaten or mugged, you provoked it.

  1. Your doctor pressures you into getting tested for STDs.

  2. The church struggles to keep disfunctional families together.

  3. You are told that God created man in his own image, and loves all mankind.

  1. Your doctor questions your request to get tested for STDs.

  2. The church works hard to prevent and disrupt loving families.

  3. You are told that you are an abomination and God hates you.

  1. In the movie "Deliverance" rape scene, you wonder how the bottom could stand it.


  1. In the movie "Deliverance" rape scene, you wonder how the top could stand it.


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