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Beach Bum's Search for a Partner




Now this is serious stuff!! Beach Bum wants to find a partner who is fun, considerate, dependable, and reasonably attractive. There are lots of acceptable models - we just need to find the right one to last a lifetime.


MODEL A

MODEL B

MODEL C
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How about you take a little test, and see where it leads?



To begin with, select the pair of lines below which best match your body type:




Well, that wasn't too hard, was it? Now, how about hair? Which of the following comes closest to the hair on your head?




OK.... so what do you see when you look down??






Hmmmm... which animal below has a tongue most like yours?










Which of the following best symbolize your primary interests?






Finally... what does your dinner table look like?


Well, if you got past that OK, then we might move on to less physical stuff. Fact is, the most important thing to me is that you have

ENERGY, ENTHUSIASM, AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
Hey, life is too short to go around even for one second being depressed about something. I want to have fun and enjoy myself, and I want to find someone who wants to do that with me. FUN. Lets have fun, and more fun. All the time, if possible. Why not??

Now, that's not being too demanding, is it? Most of what I want in a guy is less physical and more mental: similar interests, attitudes, hobbies, etc. He's gotta have some smarts, and be genuinely considerate and respectful of others. He should be someone who likes adventure, and some athletic activities..not a couch potato. Day-hikes and trips to the beach. (I love the beach!) Volleyball. Roller coasters. Bumper cars.

Other acceptable models: (Just in case you were getting bored. hehehe)



(Hey, a guy can dream, can't he???)

Look, I'm not gym-rat myself. I just like *doing* things, rather than watching. And I'm pretty energetic and active, always on the go, always looking for new adventures. When I travel, its likely to be more expedition than tour. I love meeting people. :-)))
FAT is a big turnoff. I can deal with a less- than-perfect bod (mine isnt perfect) and a lot of other things that don't seem to fit my "ideal", but I think the one and only thing that really matters to me as far as an intimate relationship is bulk. I'd rather err on the side of skinny than plump. If nothing else, there's the inertial forces to consider...I'm not a big guy.. a man my size would be nice. We might be friends, but not partners in anything more than pinnocle and bridge. I'm sorry. And don't be mad at me...we all have our preferences, and I'm old enough to need all the inspiration I can get. (sound)
THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
HAIR. I like hair. On top of the head. Non- gray. For the rest of the body, I'd rather you be smooth, especially the back. Chest hair is sexy, but beyond that, is just a hazard that could be the cause of dreaded dental tickle.

SPIRIT. I dont know how else to put it. I want a guy who's enthusiastic about life and living. Upbeat. Someone who's not afraid to do something a little different, enthusiastic about having fun, and upbeat. Perhaps a bit daring, and not always worried about what someone else thinks. The bottom line is that I want guy who's fun to be - who *I* enjoy being with. After that, nothing else really matters.

FAIR IS FAIR: After giving it a lot of thought, and doing a bit of 'product testing', Beach Bum has concluded that he really gets along best with younger guys... usually around 30 years old, but 5 years plus or minus seems likely as well. That being the case, it is only reasonable to ask why a guy in that age bracket would want a guy Beach Bum's age as a partner. He'll spare you the "looks younger" bit..... you can look at the pictures on this site and decide for yourself. He would suggest that you consider the personality reflected in this site.... it's pure Beach Bum. If you like the site, you'll probably like Beach Bum, too.

But back to the basic question: if you're a hunky young guy, why settle for an older guy like Beach Bum, even if he is full of the devil, fun to be with, and looking as he does at his age? Here are some advantages to having an older partner:

  1. You know what Beach Bum will look like when he gets older - he *is* older, and he hasnt lost his hair, gained a huge belly, or developed any strange allergies. A guy in his 20's might look OK now, but what about 5 or 10 years from now? Its kinda like getting a puppy at the pound. All puppies look cute. It's a year later when you discover that your Spaniel-Poodle-St. Bernard mix looks like FrankenDog and sheds its entire coat twice a day. You could end up with Yoda.
  2. How about that personality? Beach Bum is lively and fun... still. Not likely he's gonna change now. Most people change a lot when they first get out of school, come out, start their careers, etc. The college buddy who raced you to the line for the roller coaster might just take up couch space after getting his first job.
  3. Stability. Beach Bum is established in his career, comfortable being gay, out to family and friends, and pretty much knows what he wants. No need to worry that he might suddenly decide he really wants to spend a year in Tibet, go back to school, or try to lead a "normal" family life with a wife and kids.
  4. No curfews. Beach Bum can buy beer and wine legally. He doesnt have to explain anything to his parents. In fact, Beach Bum does pretty much what he damned well pleases - he's got enough privacy not to intrude on his neighbors, and to prevent them from intruding on him. He is guided primarily by his own ethics, not law, religion, or social convention. Sharing a life with Beach Bum means leaving behind a lot of worries about doing what someone else wants you to do.
  5. All the bad habits are already formed. If Beach Bum was going to get hooked on alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs, it would already have happenned. The only thing beach Bum is addicted to is sex.
  6. No more corn flakes for dinner. Beach Bum can cook. Most new brides are a disaster in the kitchen. Beach Bum has been fending for himself for a long time, and has learned how to whip up a pretty tasty meal without a lot of effort.
  7. Knowledge. Admittedly, this can be a double edged sword. Some guys get to be know-it-alls or feel they have to give you advice about everything because "they've done it before". Well, Beach Bum might be guilty of some of that - especially since he's done more than most. But, the flip side is definitely a big advantage: he can provide useful guidance on topics ranging from career development to pubic hair removal. Beach Bum wants a partner, not a dependent, and isn't going to try and control your life. To the extent that he can help you become a happier and more successful person, everyone wins. If Beach Bum gets overbearing, just start fucking him... he gets very quiet during sex. :-)))))

Now, if you think this all sounds interesting and you might be the right guy for me, how about sending me some e-mail?? I'm really a very nice guy, and I love getting mail!


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